This FAQ is empty. Oh, shit - minecart! - He reads from a book about "bullshit". The Nerd: Thankfully, you can just enter your world code and it'll be the same layout, but you still gotta start from the beginning. (with an Austrian/German accent) "Get down!" Let's finish this garbage. And look at that cutscene; it looks like a two-year-old discovered Microsoft Paint. He sounds like a nerd. This entry is part 4 of 4 in the series Hydlide. February 28, 2012. The band. The only exceptions are the graphics, which … Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? You only level up after completing an objective, so killing enemies is pointless. But Super Hydlide is… Charming, to say the least. All it does is make everyone on the screen freak out. The Nerd: So, here's Super Hydlide, on the Sega Genesis and Virtual Hydlide, on the Sega Saturn. Super Hydlide came out for the Sega Genesis and was essentially a remake of Hydlide 3. The first thing I do is go outta the town and get my ass handed to me. (briefly frowns at camera). That's fine and all, but maybe I could've been told that? The Nerd: Thankfully, Virtual Hydlide is over. (More incomprehensible muttering, which then cuts to a clip of the Muzzy video commercial, except Bob is replaced with the Evil Mage. While Super Hydlide is a Genesis port of the third (chuckles) Hydlide game from Japan! Virtual Hydlide is considered to be one of the worst games for the Saturn. The Nerd: All right, that actually worked! A princess has been turned into fairies and our hilariously out of proportion hero must rescue her. The Nerd: Well... one good thing: you can turn off the Sega, take the game out, and place it somewhere dark and outta the way, so ya never have to play it again. You can, however, use the points you earned to buy items at a store, but they're available for free in the game, so who gives a shit? The credits play, and ya get the List of Shame, set to some shitty stock JPEGs of the countryside. (Taking damage while funk music plays. The Nerd: Dear Lord, look at this! The Nerd: The game starts up with a collection of the most shrill noises the Sega Genesis could possibly produce. Literally, and yes, I mean literally! Played through on the default (easy) difficulty level. The Angry Video Game Nerd: Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide (2018)'s lists. Nowhere in the game does it ever mention needing the Sword, or really, any item other than the ones you get from boss fights. Virtual Hydlide is an action rpg that was released on the Sega Saturn back in 1995. This is bullshit! While it was an interesting way to celebrate the impending 10 year celebration it never felt entirely genuine and only grew more groansome by the third season of the same set ups. It’s a marked improvement over the original in terms of game play, sound, and pretty much everything. Everything looks like pixelated ass-splatter! It makes the game look like you're playing an interactive colonoscopy, which would probably be more fun. Y'know, sequels to games that already suck Donkey Kong dong? ), (The Nerd attacks a slime with a dagger and kills it, then takes off his glasses to "clean" them.). And again, what's up with the weight? Virtual Hydlide (ヴァーチャルハイドライド, Vācharu Haidoraido) is an action role-playing game for the Sega Saturn console, developed by T&E Soft, published by Sega in Europe and Japan, and Atlus Software in North America. Okay. Anyway, Virtual Hydlide is literally "bullshit". Oh, yeah, I forgot. Jetzt bei Amazon.de bestellen! The Nerd: What the shit...? So, don't skip any meals in this world. The Nerd: This is the final level, thank God! Nice and refreshed. I'll let it keep thinking it's '94, so it doesn't know its cruel fate of being discontinued. The people are nothing but a diuretic debacle moving around at one frame a second. Excrement is not designed or crafted at all. The camera doesn't seem to know what to do with itself, and the narrow halls really showcase the terrible controls. The Nerd: Guess we just got to get it all out! Super Power (Sweden) Nov, 1995: 36 out of 100: 36: CD Player: 1996: 3 out of 10: 30: Video Games: Aug, 1995: 21 out of 100: 21: Sega-16.com: Apr 25, 2019 : 2 out of 10: 20: Legendra: Mar 02, 2008: 20 [see more rankings | add review] Forums. The Angry Video Game Nerd Theme by Dustin Aßmuteit, TRAILER - Spiderman - Angry Video Game Nerd, Transcripts of 2008 Angry Video Game Nerd Episodes, Transcript of AVGN Episode Batman (Part 2), Transcript of 2010 Angry Video Game Nerd Episode Back to the Future Trilogy, Transcripts of 2018 Angry Video Game Nerd episodes, https://avgn.fandom.com/wiki/Transcript_of_2018_AVGN_Episode_Super_%26_Virtual_Hydlide?oldid=30559. And that's something I've never even tried yet. Just follow the blue mark on the compass, grab the item you need and run to the next. Also, for some reason, at 18 o'clock, everything turns yellow. Sold by: Mild JAPAN Have one to sell? ), (The Mage lets out more incomprehensible muttering). Gear up for Stephen King's upcoming adaptation with a look at some of our favorite photos from "The Stand," starring Whoopi Goldberg and Alexander Skarsgård. How was I ever supposed to know this? It was released in Japan in 1989, in North America in 1990, and in Europe in 1991. With James Rolfe. eight years ago, I played the first Hydlide. I died. It takes about two hours in-game before you die. Did she just look at the camera? This place is a mess. However in the post-movie era of the AVGN there have been more duds than wins. Yes, you heard me right. Because the first one was so good, you've gotta have more! Oh, and be careful when you're buying stuff, because everything in this game has weight. I'd rather set up a Slip 'N Slide over a ruptured septic tank than play any more of it!! Maybe Virtual Hydlide will be the redeemer of the series; I mean just read the back of the box! Use the HTML below. The Nerd: Wait, I'm back at the entrance? Super Hydlide. It's nice to actually have a good couple of laughs from AVGN instead of just a few mild winces. The other Hydlide games? The Sword can be found on that part with the floating blocks. European Mega Drive Cover. You get Tool again, and run in the next dungeon. Why does the Japanese helmet weigh as much as a club and dagger combined? The Nerd: Man, oh man, look at those graphics! The Nerd: I know what he said. $35.44 + $15.00 shipping. The future Duchess of Sussex pops up in … Nothin' left but a withered husk. This really sucks, because you need the Dragon Shield to kill the Mad Dragon boss. In a random chest. So hand him his ass! That's a "Billion" with a "B", as in "Bullshit!". Japanese Mega Drive Cover . (The Nerd attacks the Eel with bolts from his Dark Sword, but they deal no damage.). You must be a registered user to use the IMDb rating plugin. This randomly generates the layout. Normal; Compact; Order by: name; rank; Info; In lists (0) Comments (0) Friends; Activity; Checks (7) Favorites (1) All (0) Official (0) Personal (0) Filter. He looks like Poochie the Rockin' Dog goin' back to his home planet on The Simpsons. More like "Virtually Unplayable"! Excrement may be regarded as the corpse of nourishment - what remains when the vital elements and food have been exhausted. Just get to the center. (The Nerd opens a treasure chest and finds a shield. Except it's all in black and white, and they all look the same! Showing all 1 items Jump to: Summaries (1) Summaries. It's tedious, but eventually, you get through and fight the boss. Than there was Virtual Hydlide that was released for the Sega Saturn. My planet needs me. To quote Frankfurt, again: (reading) "Just as hot air is speech that has been emptied of all informative content, so excrement is matter from which everything nutritive has been removed. I shat out a dead body!" ", (Jim is carried away by the three fairies, and then banjo music plays while a TV screen appears, in a nod to the Simpsons episode starring Poochie, reading: "Note: Jim the Knight died on his way back to his home planet".). Super Hydlide is an action role-playing game for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. C'MON! The fairy armor looks real stupid. And the later dungeons are long as hell! The Nerd: Luckily, I found that out before the next dungeon. Both episodes even have enough content as to not feel too short which also helps the season feel the most cohesive in years. Where's the general store, you might ask? And for the love of God, don't kill Sarah, the kangaroo-rabbit thing! I'm... wiping the steam from my glasses - the steam that's rising from this pile of goat shit! According to the manual, killing "Good Monsters" will lower your Morality, and you won't become a "true hero". Oh, c-c'mon, will you just land, so I can... shoot your ass?! Once you find a cursed item, you can't unequip it. Now you get the "Spectacles of Truth", which let you find secret entrances in the next area. But it did. The Nerd: So, here's Super Hydlide, on the Sega Genesis and Virtual Hydlide, on the Sega Saturn. When he equips it, it turns out to be a cursed "Dark Shield".). Just point 'im in the right direction and hold the Run button. Super Hydlide has a system of weights and measures that is cool, realistic, and annoying at times. Since then, I've gotten a lot of requests to review the other Hydlide games. Super Hydlide; Virtual Hydlide; Famicom Cover. Check out tails234's 8/10 review of "The Angry Video Game Nerd: Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide" (The Nerd dies and respawns at the entrance to the dungeon.). The game didn't save?! Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. The Nerd: Imagine living in this world: you're late for work, so you skip breakfast, and then two hours later, you're in the middle of a meeting, and ya drop fuckin' dead in front all your coworkers! It's just how the game looks! So, you have to use the Scroll of Detect and check every goddamn chest until you find it. Both episodes have a good mixture of new and comical ways to deconstruct these awful video games while still including just enough special effect moments (The RE1 Opening scene in The Resident Evil episode) as to make the episode creatively satisfying. Why would I want to walk into a random abandoned town, just to hear the music, from this game? Now to kick the Dragon's ass! Supposedly "Genesis does what Nintendon't". Seriously, how was I supposed to know that? But it's powerful, so, whatever. Another nifty trick I learned is on the map screen, you can turn your character. The Nerd: And with that, we have the last nice thing I will ever say about this game. It's just for score. Add to Cart. You need this to light up the next dungeon. The Nerd: All right. $44.71 + $23.99 shipping. $69.21 + Free Shipping. The Nerd: So, now that I have all my crap, it's time to kill monsters, but not all the monsters. So, right off the bat, it's an all-out assault of the senses on two fronts. Guessing that's where Superman 64 lives. He even talks! (sighs) It's after about a week and a half of him floating around, you beat him and get the next item. Yes, you heard me right. The Nerd: When you start, you're given the option of a character class. I am addicted to this. Super NES, NES, game boy etc don't come with box & manual. Makes sense. Hydlide attempted to enter the third dimension with Virtual Hydlide, released in the early days of the Sega Saturn, and published in the USA by Atlus. Get the fuck down... get the fuck down! While Super Hydlide is a Genesis port of the third (chuckles) Hydlide game from Japan! "Computer graphics and 3D backgrounds created on high-tech workstations!" People James Rolfe This area looks confusing, but it's actually the easiest part to navigate. Just make sure to equip the Crucifix, then stand in front of him and swing. Super & Virtual Hydlide - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 161), (Hydlide main music plays, showing the title card of the Hydlide review, before fading into a second version of the title card. Add the first question. In this 3D Sega Saturn action adventure RPG remake of Hydlide (1985) with digitized graphics and some FMV sequences, young hero Jim must fight monsters and collect items to find and rescue the fair princess kidnapped by demon Varalys. user:icheckmovies; Add tag. (The Nerd goes to CVS to buy a replacement watch battery, but no one is at the front counter. The consequences could be deadly! In here, you get a "Dark Sword", which shoots Hadoukens at enemies; it makes the game a lot better - well, it makes it slightly more tolerable. The word 'shit' does suggest this. (sarcastic) Whoa! The Nerd: So, it turns out I'm also supposed to stop at the general store and buy some healing items. The Nerd: Yeah, so just as a turd is virtually a corpse, Virtual Hydlide is "virtually" a game! Sold by: Thanks shop Japan (We recommend Expedited shipping, if you are in a hurry ) Add to Cart. He's still kinda easy. Virtual Hydlide is actually a remake of the original. The amount of weight that your character is hauling is his Carried Weight (CW). I guess it's sunset, but it looks more like all the grass just died and the world turns into a 16-bit piss-puddle. screen. It's the same shit. I don't think I've ever seen an issue that like in a Cinemassacre video that I can remember, and Super Hydlide in the same video is fine, so what's the deal? Title: Poochie: (voiceover) "I have to go now. 2.7m members in the Games community. Get comfy, because he takes forever. (The Nerd vomits the box for Super Hydlide on the ground, before choking on a spurt of blood and puking out the box of Virtual Hydlide on the ground.). Virtual Hydlide (Manuals)(JP)(Sega Saturn) by SEGA. The Nerd: So, let's play the damn thing. On top of that, I got better items than I had on my first playthrough. Prime Video has you covered this holiday season with movies for the family. This can't be real! There's four: Warrior, Thief, Priest, and Monk. (He uses the Scroll of Herb on his Dark Shield, changing it into an Herb and lifting the curse.). Is she related to the Princess in Sonic '06? Hopefully this quality will continue to climb. The only item you should get is the "Scroll of Detect". (stammering) W-w w-well yeah! Whoa!!! The world is crying - this game is so bad. Moments later...). In fact, the game holds your hand throughout, giving you a marker to the objective at all times. The Nerd: So, more advice: on top of the Scroll of Detect, also get the Scroll of Herb, so you can turn everything into herbs. It doesn't warp you to the beginning, like in Zelda. Your character doesn't start with weapons; you have to buy them. Fuck it! The Nerd: So, you get the Light Sword, you Hadouken the monster, the building falls down, and the fairies save you. Virtual Hydlide. I mean, even Final Fantasy on the NES had better graphics than this hog vomit! Yeah! What's the point of a clock, then? Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide Lengthy, laugh-free passages. This quality reached an all time low in Season 9 and Season 10 which both relied heavily on the same set-up which, ironically, has the Nerd rambling about how "how long must I do this" and "Its been so many years!" Japanese Cover . appears in white text.). Cue that beautiful FMV. (reading again) "Perhaps it is for making death so intimate that we find excrement so repulsive." I-I can't stand the sound of it! But anyway, the Vampire's a pushover. A playthrough of Atlus's 1995 action role-playing game for the Sega Saturn, Virtual Hydlide. If you didn't already know this is a Hydlide review, you'd have no idea what that says! The book is "On Bullshit". Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. The Nerd: So, let's refresh: you take the crap factor of the original 8-bit Hydlide, doubled up to get 16-bit-shit Super Hydlide, then add a whole new dimension of suck-fuckery and get Virtual Hydlide! (The Nerd drops the Saturn controller while looking at the screen with anger). Two other Hydlide games released later also faced ridicule – Super Hydlide (a port of Hydlide 3) for the Genesis for featuring similarly substandard graphics and wonky action, and Virtual Hydlide for the Saturn, with silly looking digitized graphics and an abysmal frame rate. - Ultimately, his review of Super Hydlide is effectively "I don't know how to play it so it's shit." What would a Hydlide remake be, wthout rippin' off somethin' from Indiana Jones? The Nerd: This game looks like the original, and it's twice the bits! This is the third installment. Your LC increases proportionally to your strength. Here are some of our picks to get you in the spirit. This game looks like the Glitch Gremlin had a freaky fuckfest all over it! I don't have anything planned anyway, so... (In a similar manner to Jim being carried away by the fairies, the episode ends with the Nerd being lifted offscreen like a cel sheet, while the word "Conglaturation!!!" GET DOWN! Jim. Well, actually, no, not really, because compared to the shit I play, it's pretty much intermediate diarrhea. Never, in all my years, have I gazed upon something as grotesquely hideous as Virtual Hydlide. Hand it to 'im! Okay, well now I know. The next part is what's annoying. Actually, no, it isn't. What? Ugh, that's right; the battery must be dead. Virtual Hydlide is a 1995 remake of Hydlide, still developed by T&E Soft but released exclusively for the Sega Saturn. "Jim the Knight"... Jim doesn't sound like a knight. However, once James started to release a few "pairs" of episodes on Amazon the quality began to once again return to a nice middle ground between the Pre-Movie informative Nerd and the special effects heavy Post-Movie nerd.This sense of improvement is definitely evident in the two most recent episodes, "Resident Evil: Survivor" and "Super Hydlide and Virutal Hydlide". And oh, what a sad, sad game it is. I will back up this claim by reading from a book by Harry G. Frankfurt - a professor of philosophy at Princeton University. Super Hydlide is an updated port of Hydlide 3 released for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. The Nerd: He floats around, twiddlin' his thumbs or somethin'. I'll finish it after lunch. So, don't kill the Slime, Tree Spirit, or Phantom, but do kill the Heavy Slime, Cannibal, and Wraith! It starts with you fighting the Vampire again, but this time, he has bats that swarm all over you. And this isn't even a glitch! Now I'm back where I left off, and it's at this point, the game gets tedious as all Hell. The Nerd: In all the anals of history, no game has ever slurped so much shit as Hydlide. I'm buyin' a club. Ah, well... whatever. I turned the Curse Shield into an herb. The Nerd: So, it turns out the only way to beat this boss, and the final one, is to find the "Sword of Light". Virtual Hydlide is a short game, it took me only three hours to complete on my first go, but it can be frustrating in places so I hope this guide helps out anyone who had similar difficulties and wants to get the most from the game overall. At the end, you get to the first boss fight against the Vampire. I have no idea what to do. (The Nerd starts playing the game and stares at the back of the main character, Jim the knight, for a few seconds. Even stepping on the lava marks hurt you. The Nerd: One thing that really pisses me off is havin' to run back through the dungeon after getting the item. I haven't played it and probably never will. Japan should've kept them all... and incinerated them. It shows all treasure chests on the map. Tragic. ***** b) CONTROLS (The game manual actually manages to give incorrect function assignation to some of the buttons! Get down! This shift in quality from the informative yet strangely grounded pre-movie episodes to the more overacted post-movie episodes has been most noticeable in the more recent seasons. (he searches for his book, forgetting that he already threw it at the TV earlier) Oh, that's right; where'd I throw the book? And the back of the box did such a good job hyping it up. This dungeon doesn't even have a boss; just a couple of chests. (The Nerd turns off the Saturn, and the screen fades to black. This is kinda like "Hydlide: Special Edition". It's the "Tears of the Earth". Oh, man, I'm so dead; I don't wanna have to run through this, again. That I can't stand! - On to Virtual Hydlide. (He starts up Virtual Hydlide, only to find that his game save has also been deleted.). (12 Oct 2018). Virtual Hydlide takes place in the same universe as the original Hydlide first featured on the MSX. Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide (2018) Plot. And by the 5th time it happened in Season 12's opening episode I felt that this was going to be another batch of mediocre-forced AVGN episodes. Oh, and great. The Nerd: Well, at least they spelled it right. I'm killin' this dungeon! Debuting in 1987 for Japanese PCs, the Genesis version of this game actually made it to America, titled Super Hydlide. [the main theme from the NES Hydlide plays ♫]. It's a maze surrounding floating blocks. It is part of the Hydlide series that reaches all the way back to the days of the NES. Virtual Hydlide - Kostenloser Versand ab 29€. Over, and over, and over, in the same place. In the Vampire's Mansion, you have to touch a buncha balls to open a door. (reading) "It does seem fitting to construe carelessly made shoddy goods as bullshit, but in what way? Ok, this book is losin' me. -----Battle System-----Virtual Hydlide is a 3rd Person hack and slasher. And yes, I mean "literally", the game is actually shit! All the footage of Virtual Hydlide was stretched to 16:9 for some reason when the game is in 4:3. The Nerd: ...that I... can't hurt? And just like in the original, I have to grab the Crucifix from the Graveyard to kill the Vampire. After running around for hours - and that's real-life hours, not in-game - I found these two locations: One is this place where all it gives you is a sound test. MEGHAN Markle has been spotted wearing a Santa hat in a cheesy music video for a Christmas single. I actually timed it. The Nerd: (sighs) Man, (stammering) what a letdown! You win. In this respect, excrement is a representation of death." You use them at this sign, and you make the Fortress of fucking Solitude appear. It has a "digitized main character for the ultimate in realism!" (Screen cuts back to the current video, with the Nerd giving a shocked face.) All you need is the music from the first Hydlide, and it's perfect. You still have to do the same quests in the same order, but the locations change. Weak flute music plays while the Nerd appears in the corner of the screen:). Super Hydlide (aka ハイドライド3 闇からの訪問者, Hydlide 3: Yami kara no Hōmonsha, Hydlide 3: The Space Memories, Hollo Fighter) is a video game published in 1989 on Genesis by Asmik Corporation. Super Hydlide; Virtual Hydlide; American Cover. Was this review helpful to you? This remake evidences substantial graphical upgrades to the original Hydlide 3, though the gameplay remains largely identical. And most the enemies stay outta your way, too! So, that's cool, I guess. At least the Weapons Store looks like an important building. The maximum amount of weight your character can carry without slowing him down is his Load Capacity (LC). He dies. It’s … Review. I had to look it up because I couldn't believe the game would just fuck me over like that! Where's my save file?! The goal of /r/Games is to provide a place for informative and interesting gaming … Honestly, any armor you get looks stupid on this guy. Your hero can block with the A button, attack with the B button and have a high slashing attack with the C button. The Nerd revisits the vomit-inducing kingdom of Hydlide by reviewing the two next generations of Hydlide on the Sega Genesis and the Sega Saturn. The first spell you get is "Illusion". So you walk all over this hodge-podge building that defies all architectural logic. I-I get Tool; they're awesome! Suck on that, ya fuck! Virtual Hydlide is actually a remake of the original. Debuting in 1987 for Japanese PCs, the Genesis version of this game actually made it to America, titled Super Hydlide. The General Store is tucked away in the back, like it doesn't matter. I'm hitting him with everything I got! It's filled with enemies and fireballs. Why, in a generic unmarked building that looks like a regular house! The screen then fades to show The Nerd.). I understand this is commonplace in most RPGs now, but how does it make sense that a dagger weighs twice the amount of a goddamn club? (reading) This game is the "first 3D Polygon Action RPG for any new generation system!" The Nerd revisits the vomit-inducing kingdom of Hydlide by reviewing the two next generations of Hydlide on the Sega Genesis and the Sega Saturn. Is the resemblance that bullshit, itself, is invariably produced in a careless or self-indulgent manner that is never finely crafted? Get the FUCK down - feels like I'm talkin' to a cat, "Get down!" I can't even buy armor because it weighs too much! Directed by James Rolfe. Sold by: Grace Japan Tokyo Add to Cart. Publication date 1995 Topics Japanese computers, SEGA, Japanese Manual, Sega Saturn Manual, Console Manual, Japanese Game Manual, Game Manual, Scans, Manual Scans, Sega Saturn Collection manuals; additional_collections Language Japanese . Oh, and be sure to buy some food, too, because if it gets too far past lunchtime you, lose health and die of starvation. And the Fairies turn back into the Princess, who looks like she just got off the set of a hair metal video. Whether you saw the game on AVGN or ProJared, or found out the game yourself, you must know it’s not that good. The Nerd: The boss of this dungeon is the Evil Mage. Trivia. View production, box office, & company info. and "I should quit". It's not too crazy of a maze this time, but there's multiple levels to it. The Nerd: You get - "You get Tool."? The other location is this maze. Phantasy Star II came out on Genesis the same year, and looks ten times better. After ringing the bell repeatedly and not getting an answer, he leaves.). You wasted precious hours of your life, to give yourself eyestrain and motion sickness, and all you get is a fucking "Congratulations!" Right? (The Nerd wipes his face and continues talking.). 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